This week I talk about why I was a lazy bitch, going to Barbados with my family, and reveal a big surprise!
My best friend, Fozzy Bear, passed away a few weeks ago. I tell stories about him and friends and family share anecdotes about my little 5lb Mexican asshole!
In this episode I interview my assistant, Liz Perez. We talk about how we met, coming out, and our fave horror movies.
We discuss love in the modern world, blow jobs behind grocery stores, and how we were almost lovers with guest, comic, Theo Von.
Jessimae goes on a rant about her dog dying, why women need to riot in the streets and how dope her marijuana dreams are. Get it? Dope?
Jessimae gets high and talks about the road, getting mistaken for a lesbian and how she'd survive the apocalypse.
This week i do my podcast high and alone. #MacaroniAndCheese
Today we woke up, smoked weed and talked shit. With guest/temporary roommate Marcella Arguello.
We discuss gambling, insane asylums and how my grandfather had 2 families at once. With special guest, my pops, Joseph Peluso.
We discuss meeting husbands in bars, Playgirl magazine with a naked Burt Reynolds fold out, and moving the neighbors dad in. With special guest, my Mom, Nancy Finley.
We discuss growing up in Syracuse NY, having a great father, a shitty step-father, and what it feels like to be PREGGERS! With special guest, MY SISTER, Emily Peluso!
I discuss my excitement for my first visit to Atlanta, how i want to interview a stripper and why men cheat. With special guest, Jessimae.
We discuss what it's like to be a beauty queen, who our Hollywood Boyfreens are and why our image standards are bullshit. With guest, former Miss Teen Latina and actress, Ashley Campuzano.
We discuss the death of romance, our love of Britney Spears, and how I'm dying to go on a fxckin date already! With guest, Beth Stelling.
We discuss America's shitty treatment of pregnant women, having lower sexpectations, and how Rhonda Rousey is the new bad-ass in town. With guest, stand up comedian/actor/serial killer, Owen Benjamin.
"Broken Bones & Break Ups"
We discuss how sh*tty break ups are, how sh*tty breaking bones can be, the sh*tty cirmcumstance of how we met and how sh*tty it is to live in a sh*tty apartment with guest stand up comic, Shane Mauss.
"Sweat to God"
I discuss details about my vacation to Italy, my Italian lovers: Umberto, Pepe & Franco, and how it felt to sweat inside of the Vatican. With guest, stand up comedian/cheese enthusiast/wine consumer/Meatball wrangler, Jessimae Peluso.
We discuss why former CEO of Disney can't find beautiful and funny women, how to properly say "Illinois" , and how great it was being high on a yatch for the 4th of July, with guest Lexi Atkins from the movie Zombeavers.
"Dwarfs & Stamos"
We discuss Dwarfism and the Survival of the Shortest, banging groupies on the road, and our love of STAMOS!! With guest, stand up comic/my future baby daddy, Brad Williams.
"10 Crack Commandments"
We discuss selling crack, getting out of "the life", and his fears about being a father to daughters in today's society. With guest, radio host, Charlamagne Tha God.
We discuss being overweight in highschool, that time Fabio got hit in the face by a goose while he was on a roller coaster, and just how bad horse intercourse is for everyone invloved. With guest, comedian and actor and my future ex-husband, Adam Ray
"Dinner Roll to the Face"
We discuss being hit in the face with a dinner roll while she was performing, her struggles with bulimia, and the science of comedy and the "Comedy Christmas Tree." With guest, comic and Conan O'Brien writer, Laurie Kilmartin.
We discuss mixed race dating aka "the swirl life", what it really means to be an alpha, and why I'm eternally single, with guest, stand up comic/personal trainer, Leo Flowers.
"Lesbians and Strippers"
We discuss "dykes", her getting caught kissing my main squeeze John Stamos, and why we always date emotionally unavailable assholes. With guest, stand up comedian, Fortune Feimster.